The Ghost of Tom Jones

words and music by John Eddie

What's new pussy cat woe woe woe
Got a table down front for the early show
We'll have shrimp cocktail and a couple of drinks
He's so much better than Humperdink

He had hits before, he'll have hits again
Had his own TV show baby way back when
I remember how my moma use to scream
Tonight her and me split the limousine

They'll be panties on the stage tonight
Shirt open down to there and his pants skin tight
Hope he sings The Green Green Grass of Home
Waiting on the Ghost of Tom Jones

Pussy cat pussy cat I love you
Pussy cat pussy cat yes I do
Send moma off with her bucket of quarters
Let the waitress take our new drink orders

Was that Joey Heatherton that just walked by
Didn't even know she was still alive
Saw Lola Falana at the free buffet
They were real good lookers in their day

They'll be room keys on the stage tonight
Soul song sung amazingly white
Hope he sings the Green Green Grass of Home
Waiting on the Ghost of Tom Jones

Tom says:
Wherever there's a Trop or a Taj Mahal
Wherever there's a mad guy smacking a doll (????)
Slip three hundred bucks to the Concierge
Its not unusual to find me there

They'll be panties on the stage tonight
Soul song sung amazingly white
I Hope he sings the Green Green Grass of Home
Waiting on the Ghost of Tom Jones